Posted by Butterball, Esquire of the Drawing Room, Keeper of the Hearth, Master of Suspense
Ah, Thirteen Steps Down. A title that positively purrs with menace, don’t you think? When I spotted this Ruth Rendell novel perched precariously on the shelf—like a vicar’s secret—I knew it was meant for me. And I must say, dear readers, it did not disappoint. This book slinks across the mind like a cat in moonlight: quietly, stylishly, and with claws at the ready.
We find ourselves in Notting Hill (not the one with Hugh Grant, thank heaven), where a peculiar young man named Mix Cellini rents a room in a crumbling Victorian house and quickly becomes obsessed—with both a faded model and a long-dead serial killer. Oh yes. And with Rendell at the helm, obsession is never just obsession, is it? It’s an infestation, a rot beneath the floorboards. Delicious.
Rendell is a master of the slow simmer. If you're looking for a chase scene or a shootout, you may as well go chase your own tail. But if you, like me, prefer your suspense with a side of existential dread and a sherry glass full of decay, then pull up a tufted armchair and get comfortable.
What I adore about this novel is the way Rendell writes madness. Not with melodrama, but with method. Mix is not a cartoonish villain; he is pitiful, lonely, deluded... in other words, deeply human. Uncomfortably so. I found myself hissing at him one moment and pitying him the next. Quite exhausting. I had to lie on the radiator for an hour afterward just to reset.
The house itself is nearly a character. It creaks, it sighs, it harbors secrets in every stair. Rendell knows exactly how to let place and psychology mirror one another until you're not sure where the walls end and the madness begins. Which is, in my semi-professional opinion, the goal of every proper psychological thriller.
A word to the wise: this is not a book to rush. It’s a slow descent—thirteen steps down, if you will—into obsession, control, and the rot that festers when we let fantasy take root in our reality. Read it when the rain taps at the windows, when the air smells of dust and secrets. Read it alone, and maybe not just before bed, unless you like your dreams with a twist of menace.
Final Judgment:
A sinister little masterpiece. Dark, deliberate, and magnificently British.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I believe I hear the kettle boiling and a faint knocking on the cellar door. Probably nothing...
Buy Thirteen Steps Down from Amazon
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Tuesday, 8 October 2024
Butterball’s Positively Purrfect Review of Huge by Brent Butt #90s #Noir #Thriller
Gather 'round, my dear humans, for I, Butterball the Magnificent, should like to inform you of a book I recently read that impressed me enormously.
"Huge" by Brent Butt is a noir thriller: a genre I, being of a refined nature, do not typically gravitate toward. I prefer the sophisticated coziness of a good literary mystery, perhaps with a hot cup of cream on the side. But my curiosity got the better of me. How could I possibly resist a thriller penned by the master of comedy himself, Brent Butt, whom many of you may know from the sitcom Corner Gas?
As I say, noir thrillers aren’t often my cup of tea, but I wondered how Brent Butt's comedic genius would translate to the shadowy world of a 90s-set thriller.
I listened to the audiobook—read by Butt himself, no less. And I must say, if you haven’t yet indulged in this form of storytelling, you are missing out on a delectable treat. Brent Butt’s narration is nothing short of mesmerizing. His voice carries you through the story with such grit that I was positively enraptured.
Let’s talk about the book itself. Huge is a brilliant blend of chilling tension and biting humour. You’d think these two tones might clash, but I assure you, they do not. Butt manages to weave in moments of humour without undermining the seriousness of the plot—an extraordinary feat, to be sure. One moment you’re amused by a sharp one-liner, and the next, you’re gripping your seat as the suspense builds. It’s truly the best of both worlds. I found myself chuckling softly, only to freeze in suspense moments later. The balance of light and dark is nothing short of masterful.
And, oh, the 90s setting. What a time! A grungy, shadowy world full of pager codes, fax machines, and landlines that clang like a bell. Butt captures the essence of the era flawlessly, transporting us back to a time before smartphones ruined the art of a proper mystery.
I won’t spoil the plot for you, but let me tell you—there are gruesome moments, indeed. Dark, sinister, and raw. Yet they never feel gratuitous. And the humour? Well, it doesn't diminish the grimness, but rather, it enhances the story’s depth, making the characters feel alive and real.
Brent Butt, my dear readers, proves himself not only a master of comedy but also a formidable force in the thriller genre. If you’ve any sense at all, you’ll give Huge a listen or a read—whichever suits your fancy. But do consider the audiobook; it’s a performance you won’t soon forget.
In summary, Huge is nothing short of extraordinary. Gripping, hilarious, and chilling all at once. A noir thriller that even a British cat with highbrow tastes can thoroughly enjoy. Brent Butt, you’ve outdone yourself, and I would tip my hat (if I wore one) to you.
As I say, noir thrillers aren’t often my cup of tea, but I wondered how Brent Butt's comedic genius would translate to the shadowy world of a 90s-set thriller.
I listened to the audiobook—read by Butt himself, no less. And I must say, if you haven’t yet indulged in this form of storytelling, you are missing out on a delectable treat. Brent Butt’s narration is nothing short of mesmerizing. His voice carries you through the story with such grit that I was positively enraptured.
Let’s talk about the book itself. Huge is a brilliant blend of chilling tension and biting humour. You’d think these two tones might clash, but I assure you, they do not. Butt manages to weave in moments of humour without undermining the seriousness of the plot—an extraordinary feat, to be sure. One moment you’re amused by a sharp one-liner, and the next, you’re gripping your seat as the suspense builds. It’s truly the best of both worlds. I found myself chuckling softly, only to freeze in suspense moments later. The balance of light and dark is nothing short of masterful.
And, oh, the 90s setting. What a time! A grungy, shadowy world full of pager codes, fax machines, and landlines that clang like a bell. Butt captures the essence of the era flawlessly, transporting us back to a time before smartphones ruined the art of a proper mystery.
I won’t spoil the plot for you, but let me tell you—there are gruesome moments, indeed. Dark, sinister, and raw. Yet they never feel gratuitous. And the humour? Well, it doesn't diminish the grimness, but rather, it enhances the story’s depth, making the characters feel alive and real.
Brent Butt, my dear readers, proves himself not only a master of comedy but also a formidable force in the thriller genre. If you’ve any sense at all, you’ll give Huge a listen or a read—whichever suits your fancy. But do consider the audiobook; it’s a performance you won’t soon forget.
In summary, Huge is nothing short of extraordinary. Gripping, hilarious, and chilling all at once. A noir thriller that even a British cat with highbrow tastes can thoroughly enjoy. Brent Butt, you’ve outdone yourself, and I would tip my hat (if I wore one) to you.
Saturday, 3 February 2024
Butterball's Literary Whisker-Twitch: "The Moving Toyshop" by Edmund Crispin
Greetings, literati and feline enthusiasts! It is I, Butterball, your refined raconteur, here to regale you with my take on the rather curious literary affair that is "The Moving Toyshop" by the distinguished Edmund Crispin.
Set against the spires of Oxford, this enigmatic tale unfolds in the hallowed halls where intellects clash and crime takes a scholarly turn.
Set against the spires of Oxford, this enigmatic tale unfolds in the hallowed halls where intellects clash and crime takes a scholarly turn.
At the helm is Gervais Fen, a detective with a penchant for recruiting students in his sleuthing escapades. One could say he's an academic Hercule Poirot, but with a flair for involving the bright young minds of Oxford in his investigations.
The Oxford backdrop is not just a setting; it is a character in itself. Crispin masterfully weaves the city's atmosphere into the narrative, a treat for those who relish the academic ambiance. The dimly lit corners of Oxford become an integral part of the mystery, immersing the reader in a world where intellectual pursuit meets the sly art of detection.
Our protagonist, a poet with an inquisitive bent, stumbles upon acorpse in a toy shop—a setting so whimsically macabre that it's practically catnip for mystery aficionados. The intrigue deepens when our poetic friend finds neither corpse nor toy shop upon his return with the constabulary. A mystery within a mystery – a plot twist that even a cat with nine lives wouldn't see coming!
For fans of Morse, Lewis, and Endeavour, "The Moving Toyshop" is a literary treat akin to a saucer of the finest cream. The Oxford setting, the academic charm, and the peculiarly English eccentricity of the characters would make even the most distinguished detective purr with satisfaction.
In conclusion, dear readers, "The Moving Toyshop" is a literary conundrum that will tickle your intellect and bewitch your senses. It's a cat-and-mouse game of the highest order, set against the backdrop of one of England's most venerable institutions. Crispin's clever narrative and Fen's scholarly prowess make this a mystery worth sinking your claws into.
The Oxford backdrop is not just a setting; it is a character in itself. Crispin masterfully weaves the city's atmosphere into the narrative, a treat for those who relish the academic ambiance. The dimly lit corners of Oxford become an integral part of the mystery, immersing the reader in a world where intellectual pursuit meets the sly art of detection.
Our protagonist, a poet with an inquisitive bent, stumbles upon acorpse in a toy shop—a setting so whimsically macabre that it's practically catnip for mystery aficionados. The intrigue deepens when our poetic friend finds neither corpse nor toy shop upon his return with the constabulary. A mystery within a mystery – a plot twist that even a cat with nine lives wouldn't see coming!
For fans of Morse, Lewis, and Endeavour, "The Moving Toyshop" is a literary treat akin to a saucer of the finest cream. The Oxford setting, the academic charm, and the peculiarly English eccentricity of the characters would make even the most distinguished detective purr with satisfaction.
In conclusion, dear readers, "The Moving Toyshop" is a literary conundrum that will tickle your intellect and bewitch your senses. It's a cat-and-mouse game of the highest order, set against the backdrop of one of England's most venerable institutions. Crispin's clever narrative and Fen's scholarly prowess make this a mystery worth sinking your claws into.
Tuesday, 1 August 2023
Butterball Reviews #MurderSheWrote: Hook, Line, and Murder #JessicaFletcher #CabotCove #Mystery
It is I, your favorite feline connoisseur, Butterball, here with an exclusive review of "Murder, She Wrote: Hook, Line, and Murder."
Now, let me tell you, I was thrilled when I pawed my way into this book, for it whisked me right into the captivating world of "Murder, She Wrote," long after its television glory days.
But, as my keen senses detected, there were some whiskers out of place.
First, let's give credit where credit is due! Authors Donald Bain, Renée Paley-Bain, and of course, the astute Jessica Fletcher herself, have done a serviceable job in crafting a tale that transports us to Cabot Cove's murky mysteries once more.
First, let's give credit where credit is due! Authors Donald Bain, Renée Paley-Bain, and of course, the astute Jessica Fletcher herself, have done a serviceable job in crafting a tale that transports us to Cabot Cove's murky mysteries once more.
In this novel, Mrs. Fletcher enters a fishing competition. Sheriff Metzger's wife, Maureen, tags along and is promptly kidnapped. One might call this book a thriller or suspense rather than a cozy mystery, so perhaps it might have been more up Zorro's alley than my own.
I must admit, my whiskers weren't fully quivering with delight as I delved into this particular novel. The writing style was rather bland, for my discerning taste. The prose lacked the purr-sonality that would have made it a real page-turner. The story, despite its thrilling premise, was more like a gentle grooming session than a heart-stopping chase.
Now, don't get me wrong; the characters were as charming as ever. Jessica Fletcher, with her keen intellect, continues to be the reigning queen of amateur sleuths. The supporting characters were a delightful bunch too, but their interactions seemed meek and mundane, like a lowly scratch on the furniture.
Despite my disappointment, the nostalgia factor whisked me back to a time when mysteries were solved with a twinkle in the eye. I appreciated that this book allowed me to reunite with cherished memories of Jessica Fletcher's brilliant deductions. My tail twitched with contentment at the familiar setting of Cabot Cove and the aroma of intrigue that always filled the air.
In conclusion, "Murder, She Wrote: Hook, Line, and Murder" was a delightful opportunity to saunter back into the world of the legendary Jessica Fletcher. While the book may not have clawed its way to the top of my recommended reads list, it's still a worthwhile jaunt for anyone seeking a comforting visit to yesteryears. So, cozy up with a cup of milk and a purring friend, and dive into the mysteries of Cabot Cove once more.
Find "Murder, She Wrote: Hook, Line, and Murder" at Amazon
Thursday, 4 April 2019
Butterball Reviews #British #Thriller Make Death Love Me by Ruth Rendell
Title: Make Death Love Me
Author: Ruth Rendell
Genre: British / Thriller
Status: Read
Presence of Cats: None
Butterball Says:
On how many occasions have I lamented living so much of my life without ever having read a Ruth Rendell mystery? I suppose one might say I'm making up for lost time by reading every one that crosses the Mystery Cats' desk.
Today I inform you of my latest read, a book perhaps more in the style of a thriller than a classic murder mystery. I say "thriller" only because we, the reader, watch the crime play out in its entirety. We are aware of the culprit, we are aware of the crime... or, at least, we think we are... until the grand finale, when everything changes.
Make Death Love Me boasts a copyright date of 1979--a mere 40 years ago, and yet we are immediately aware of all the changes that have taken place between that time and this.
Alan Groombridge works in a small bank in a small town. Every day, he removes 3,000 pounds from the safe and fantasizes about stealing it. He could easily live on that money for a year, he figures--a clue that we are gazing into the past, for what feline could live on 3,000 pounds these days?
When the bank is robbed, Groombridge sees this as his opportunity to escape with his coveted 3,000 pounds. Meanwhile, the bank robbers flee with cash and Alan's young coworker, Joyce.
We spend the majority of the book watching the situation go from bad to worse for our bank robbers and their hostage. At the same time, Alan Groombridge reinvents himself in London, commits a slight bit of identity theft, and lives out his fantasy.
Hark! Has nobody died? Isn't this book entitled Make Death Love Me? Indeed it is. Why so, if it is not a murder mystery? Where is this death we've been promised?
Ahh, now, that would be telling! I shan't give away the ending by revealing who dies, or how. You will simply have to read Make Death Love Me for yourself to enjoy the intriguing narrative leading to death.
Author: Ruth Rendell
Genre: British / Thriller
Status: Read
Presence of Cats: None
Butterball Says:
On how many occasions have I lamented living so much of my life without ever having read a Ruth Rendell mystery? I suppose one might say I'm making up for lost time by reading every one that crosses the Mystery Cats' desk.
Today I inform you of my latest read, a book perhaps more in the style of a thriller than a classic murder mystery. I say "thriller" only because we, the reader, watch the crime play out in its entirety. We are aware of the culprit, we are aware of the crime... or, at least, we think we are... until the grand finale, when everything changes.

Alan Groombridge works in a small bank in a small town. Every day, he removes 3,000 pounds from the safe and fantasizes about stealing it. He could easily live on that money for a year, he figures--a clue that we are gazing into the past, for what feline could live on 3,000 pounds these days?
When the bank is robbed, Groombridge sees this as his opportunity to escape with his coveted 3,000 pounds. Meanwhile, the bank robbers flee with cash and Alan's young coworker, Joyce.
We spend the majority of the book watching the situation go from bad to worse for our bank robbers and their hostage. At the same time, Alan Groombridge reinvents himself in London, commits a slight bit of identity theft, and lives out his fantasy.
Hark! Has nobody died? Isn't this book entitled Make Death Love Me? Indeed it is. Why so, if it is not a murder mystery? Where is this death we've been promised?
Ahh, now, that would be telling! I shan't give away the ending by revealing who dies, or how. You will simply have to read Make Death Love Me for yourself to enjoy the intriguing narrative leading to death.
Saturday, 5 January 2019
Hey Mystery Cats, What is the Ultimate British Mystery Series?
We're talking television today.
The Brits make the best TV mysteries, but which series is the best of the best?
Butterball Says:
There is only one possible response to such a question. The greatest British mystery series of all time is Midsomer Murders. This program has been around for decades. Why are we still watching it after more than 20 years? Because this long-running television show is consistent and reliable in providing us with the cosy settings and situations we crave.
That's why the Ultimate British Mystery Series is Midsomer Murders.
Zorro Says:
Looking for a good time? Well then Death in Paradise is the show for you. Set on the fictitious island of Saint Marie and filmed on location in Guadeloupe, Death in Paradise is funny, sunny, and comfortingly formulaic. One of the best things about all these British shows is the predictable pacing, and Death in Paradise has got that down to an art form. You always know roughly when things are going to happen, but I'm always surprised by the results. This show's got a lot going for it--including comedy legends like Ardal O'Hanlon!
That's why the Ultimate British Mystery Series is Death in Paradise!
KitKat Says:
Believe it or not, I agree with Butterball (it happens on rare occasions), but I'll pick another one--which is easy to do, because there are so many amazing British mysteries out there. I'm going with Inspector Lewis, the Morse spin-off. Why Lewis and not Morse? Because Inspector Lewis has everything going for it that I enjoyed with Morse--it's cinematic, it's got an amazing soundtrack and intriguing mysteries--but it doesn't have the one thing I was never too fond of with Morse: Morse himself. I just never liked that character, sue me! With Inspector Lewis, I really enjoy the interplay between the investigators and, on top of that, the show is visually stunning.
That's why the Ultimate British Mystery Series is Inspector Lewis.
Ginger Says:
Oh, it's so hard to choose, but I'll have to go with Rosemary and Thyme. If you've never seen it, you should go out and find yourself a copy. It's a murder mystery series about two gardeners who just happen to solve crimes. One used to be in the police and one has an academic background, so they're perfectly positioned to figure out whodunit. This is the cosy of cosies. It's the cosiest cosy that ever cosied. The characters are great and there's plenty of gardening? Who could ask for anything more.
That's why the Ultimate British Mystery Series is Rosemary and Thyme.
Feel free to weigh in. That's what comments are for!
Which is your favourite British mystery series?
The Brits make the best TV mysteries, but which series is the best of the best?
Butterball Says:
There is only one possible response to such a question. The greatest British mystery series of all time is Midsomer Murders. This program has been around for decades. Why are we still watching it after more than 20 years? Because this long-running television show is consistent and reliable in providing us with the cosy settings and situations we crave.
That's why the Ultimate British Mystery Series is Midsomer Murders.
Zorro Says:
Looking for a good time? Well then Death in Paradise is the show for you. Set on the fictitious island of Saint Marie and filmed on location in Guadeloupe, Death in Paradise is funny, sunny, and comfortingly formulaic. One of the best things about all these British shows is the predictable pacing, and Death in Paradise has got that down to an art form. You always know roughly when things are going to happen, but I'm always surprised by the results. This show's got a lot going for it--including comedy legends like Ardal O'Hanlon!
That's why the Ultimate British Mystery Series is Death in Paradise!
KitKat Says:
Believe it or not, I agree with Butterball (it happens on rare occasions), but I'll pick another one--which is easy to do, because there are so many amazing British mysteries out there. I'm going with Inspector Lewis, the Morse spin-off. Why Lewis and not Morse? Because Inspector Lewis has everything going for it that I enjoyed with Morse--it's cinematic, it's got an amazing soundtrack and intriguing mysteries--but it doesn't have the one thing I was never too fond of with Morse: Morse himself. I just never liked that character, sue me! With Inspector Lewis, I really enjoy the interplay between the investigators and, on top of that, the show is visually stunning.
That's why the Ultimate British Mystery Series is Inspector Lewis.
Ginger Says:
Oh, it's so hard to choose, but I'll have to go with Rosemary and Thyme. If you've never seen it, you should go out and find yourself a copy. It's a murder mystery series about two gardeners who just happen to solve crimes. One used to be in the police and one has an academic background, so they're perfectly positioned to figure out whodunit. This is the cosy of cosies. It's the cosiest cosy that ever cosied. The characters are great and there's plenty of gardening? Who could ask for anything more.
That's why the Ultimate British Mystery Series is Rosemary and Thyme.
Feel free to weigh in. That's what comments are for!
Which is your favourite British mystery series?
Wednesday, 16 May 2018
Butterball Reviews #British #Mystery A Guilty Thing Surprised by Ruth Rendell
Author: Ruth Rendell
Genre: British Detectives
Status: Read
Presence of Cats: A brief appearance by a ginger named Ginger (very creative...)
Butterball Says:
As I recall, it was a mere one year ago when I lamented the fact that I had gone so very long in life without ever having read the words of one of Britain's finest mistresses of mystery. Ruth Rendell represents quality writing and intriguing plots, the likes of which this cat has not seen since Agatha Christie.
A Guilty Thing Surprised is not the first Inspector Wexford Mystery, and though I have not read any other books in this series, I did not feel this fact hampered my enjoyment in the least.
Because the setting is a manor house in England's green and pleasant land, one is immediately transported to the time of Agatha Christie's writings. Thus, it feels oddly anachronistic when the servants are reportedly listening to The Beatles and stacking the dishwasher.

When the lady of the house is murdered in the woods, suspicion falls upon the usual suspects: the husband, the family, the servants. Motives abound. Whether she was murdered for love or money, there is no short supply of characters who might have wielded the weapon.
There are hints of piquancy and salacious goings-on behind the scenes, but I must say the resolution is salacious in the extreme! From the very first pages, I thought things were perhaps heading in a direction KitKat would most enjoy. Was I correct in this assumption? Ah, that would be telling!
For now, I'll only say that I thoroughly enjoyed my experience in the world of Inspector Wexford, and I hope to visit again very soon. Highly recommended for lovers of Agatha Christie's masterful works!
Tuesday, 13 June 2017
FRESH CREAM: The Continental Gentleman #Victorian #Historical #Mystery
Author: Issy Brooke
Genre: Historical Mystery
Status: TBR
Presence of Cats: Unknown
The Honorable Butterball Catsworth III Says:
I am ever so pleased to announce that the fifth book in Issy Brooke's Lady C. Investigates series is now available for readers to purchase! The Continental Gentleman has certainly found its way on to my To Be Read list. If you enjoy Victorian mysteries, I do believe it warrants a place on yours as well.
Cordelia, Lady Cornbrook confronts her past. It’s not pleasant, but luckily she’s armed with a short, stabby sword.
It’s late summer and Cordelia is rattling around her Surrey estate, annoying the servants and causing the gardeners to hide in the bushes. Her old friend – or nemesis – Hugo Hawke turns up, and he’s closely followed by his own past. It’s good news … at first.

It’s not Cordelia who is found dead in a stream, however.
The race is on to find the killer before they strike again. She’s aided by her motely retinue of servants, and severely hampered by her well-meaning friends who only wish to help her improve her social standing.
Etiquette has never been Cordelia’s strong point. But she’s still got that sword…
Wednesday, 22 March 2017
Utterly Shameless! A is for A**hole: The Alphabet #Book of #Cats
Title: A is for A**hole: The Alphabet Book of Cats
Author: Maddie Mayfair
Genre: Humour (If you can call it that!)
Cats?: Nothing but.
Butterball Says:
In past posts, I have spoken highly of Madeleine Mayfair. How reckless of me! As curator of Crazy Cat Stuff and editor of Cat Tales: Twelve Fabulous Feline Fables (not to mention creator of our very own header here at Cats Read Mysteries), one would imagine such a person might feel a certain sensitivity toward creatures of the feline variety. Madeleine (Maddie) Mayfair definitely had me fooled.
With her most recent book, Madeleine Mayfair has proven herself to be a traitor of the highest order. If you ask me, her “comical” alphabet book, A is for A**hole: The Alphabet Book of Cats, is akin to treason! Comedy, my foot! Any book that calls attention to a feline’s baser habits, such as emitting the odd hairball or elusively defecating outside of one’s litter box can as much be called a comedy as saltines can be called a savoury snack.
Do not be fooled into believing we cats have a sense of humour about our various eccentricities. We are sensitive creatures and do not appreciate humans who turn us into the butt of their jokes—no pun intended.
Madeleine Mayfair claims her new book makes a great gift for cat owners. As if any human deserves a gift! Your money would be better spent showering the household’s cat (or, potentially, multiple cats) with baubles, trinkets, toys and treats.
I would go so far as to advise the reader not to purchase Ms. Mayfair’s ridiculous trifle—that is to say, if we Mystery Cats were not indebted to her for the graphic design skills she has kindly donated in the past.
Going forward, Madeleine Mayfair would be well advised to keep her bizarre sense of humour behind closed doors and not torture the world with her “satirical” portrait of the feline kind.
Avoid A is for A**hole at all costs. Do not seek it out at Amazon, even if you are in any way tempted to purchase it as a gift for the cat owner in your life!
Author: Maddie Mayfair
Genre: Humour (If you can call it that!)
Cats?: Nothing but.
Butterball Says:
In past posts, I have spoken highly of Madeleine Mayfair. How reckless of me! As curator of Crazy Cat Stuff and editor of Cat Tales: Twelve Fabulous Feline Fables (not to mention creator of our very own header here at Cats Read Mysteries), one would imagine such a person might feel a certain sensitivity toward creatures of the feline variety. Madeleine (Maddie) Mayfair definitely had me fooled.
With her most recent book, Madeleine Mayfair has proven herself to be a traitor of the highest order. If you ask me, her “comical” alphabet book, A is for A**hole: The Alphabet Book of Cats, is akin to treason! Comedy, my foot! Any book that calls attention to a feline’s baser habits, such as emitting the odd hairball or elusively defecating outside of one’s litter box can as much be called a comedy as saltines can be called a savoury snack.
Do not be fooled into believing we cats have a sense of humour about our various eccentricities. We are sensitive creatures and do not appreciate humans who turn us into the butt of their jokes—no pun intended.
Madeleine Mayfair claims her new book makes a great gift for cat owners. As if any human deserves a gift! Your money would be better spent showering the household’s cat (or, potentially, multiple cats) with baubles, trinkets, toys and treats.
I would go so far as to advise the reader not to purchase Ms. Mayfair’s ridiculous trifle—that is to say, if we Mystery Cats were not indebted to her for the graphic design skills she has kindly donated in the past.
Going forward, Madeleine Mayfair would be well advised to keep her bizarre sense of humour behind closed doors and not torture the world with her “satirical” portrait of the feline kind.
Avoid A is for A**hole at all costs. Do not seek it out at Amazon, even if you are in any way tempted to purchase it as a gift for the cat owner in your life!
Tuesday, 14 March 2017
What's New, #Mystery #Cats?
Hey, Mystery Cats! What are we reading?
KitKat Says:
Zorro's Hardy Boys review inspired me to dive into Nancy Drew. I've never read the series, if you can believe it, but I'm starting with The Witch Tree Symbol. Antique furniture and the Amish--what's not to love?
Zorro Says:
Haven't started it yet, but there's a Linwood Barclay waiting for me. Been hearing great things about his books for years. He's a bit of a hometown hero, too. So time to take him for a spin with The Accident.
Ginger Says:
Next on my list is Definitely Dead by Charlaine Harris. I read Shakespeare's Trollop in the Lily Bard series and gobbled it up. I absolutely loved it. I'm not sure if Definitely Dead (A Sookie Stackhouse Novel) will appeal to me quite as strongly because it's paranormal and that's not really my thing, but if it isn't to my taste I'll pass it over to KitKit.
Butterball Says:
It is always most difficult to choose a book to read after one has devoured an Agatha Christie mystery as brilliant as The ABC Murders (which I shall have to review on the blog sooner rather than later), but I have selected a Martha Grimes novel to follow. I must admit I've judged The Old Fox Deceiv'd by its eerie cover. I am very much looking forward to exploring its interior.
Sunday, 15 January 2017
Butterball Reads #Mystery #Novel Adam and Eve and Pinch Me by Ruth Rendell
Title: Adam and Eve and Pinch Me
Author: Ruth Rendell
Genre: British Detectives
Status: Read
Presence of Cats: Yes, there is a cat next door.
Butterball Says:
Woe is me! For now that I have read my first Ruth Rendell novel, I face the fact that a healthy portion of my feline life has passed me by. Oh, but those years would have been vastly improved in quality by the presence of Ruth Rendell's fine words.
That is to say, if all her books are as truly marvelous as Adam and Eve and Pinch Me.
Adam and Eve and Pinch Me follows a number of compelling characters, including Minty--a dear girl facing some rather distinctive mental health concerns. She is seduced by a charmer the reader at once observes to be utterly snakelike. Unfortunately our dear Minty does not have sufficient life experience nor does she possess the powers of perception to view this fact for herself. She finds herself completely taken in by him.
When the multiply-married charmer turns up dead, we are hardly surprised.
What is rather more surprising is that the murder in Adam and Eve and Pinch Me does not take place until nearly the middle of the book. This give the reader a chance to gain sufficient insight into the lives and personalities of a considerable cast of characters. There are certainly enough suspects, and yet the reader need not guess who committed this crime. We watch the murder take place before our very eyes. The question remains: will the police catch on? And how, precisely, will they track down the killer?
An author never dies, but always lives on in the works they create. I highly recommend Adam and Eve and Pinch Me, and I foresee many more Ruth Rendells in my future!
Find Adam and Eve and Pinch Me on Amazon!
Author: Ruth Rendell
Genre: British Detectives
Status: Read
Presence of Cats: Yes, there is a cat next door.
Butterball Says:
Woe is me! For now that I have read my first Ruth Rendell novel, I face the fact that a healthy portion of my feline life has passed me by. Oh, but those years would have been vastly improved in quality by the presence of Ruth Rendell's fine words.
That is to say, if all her books are as truly marvelous as Adam and Eve and Pinch Me.
Adam and Eve and Pinch Me follows a number of compelling characters, including Minty--a dear girl facing some rather distinctive mental health concerns. She is seduced by a charmer the reader at once observes to be utterly snakelike. Unfortunately our dear Minty does not have sufficient life experience nor does she possess the powers of perception to view this fact for herself. She finds herself completely taken in by him.

What is rather more surprising is that the murder in Adam and Eve and Pinch Me does not take place until nearly the middle of the book. This give the reader a chance to gain sufficient insight into the lives and personalities of a considerable cast of characters. There are certainly enough suspects, and yet the reader need not guess who committed this crime. We watch the murder take place before our very eyes. The question remains: will the police catch on? And how, precisely, will they track down the killer?
An author never dies, but always lives on in the works they create. I highly recommend Adam and Eve and Pinch Me, and I foresee many more Ruth Rendells in my future!
Find Adam and Eve and Pinch Me on Amazon!
Saturday, 17 December 2016
Butterball Reviews Cat Tales: Twelve Fabulous Feline Fables
Title: Cat Tales: Twelve Fabulous Feline Fables
Editor: Madeleine Mayfair
Genre:Literary
Status: Read
Presence of Cats: Very much so. A cat for every month of the year.
Butterball Says:
If the cover image from the paperback edition of Cat Tales: Twelve Fabulous Feline Fables seems familiar to you, perhaps that is because you've so often seen it in the Cats Read Mysteries blog header. Madeleine Mayfair, curator of Crazy Cat Stuff and editor of Cat Tales, was kind enough to create our header, so it would be remiss of me not to mention the wonderful anthology of cat stories she has assembled.
In Cat Tales, you will find short stories from a number of literary greats including Edgar Allan Poe, Mary E. Wilkins Freeman, Mark Twain and Madame la Comtesse d'Aulnoy.
Of particular interest to mystery readers is the inclusion of The Brazilian Cat by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. This tale features a large cat rather than a domestic house cat such as myself. The dynamic between the humans of this story and the title character piques one's interest from the outset. And yet, throughout the tale, a mystery slowly simmers in the reader's mind. The wife of the Brazilian Cat's keeper treats the narrator with not-so-subtle ire. Why? They've only just met.
Throughout the commencement of this tale, we eagerly anticipate what action is to come. When a man keeps a jungle cat penned up in his manor house, that cat will surely wreak havoc upon the cast of characters. But how will this come to pass? Will the Brazilian Cat attack at his master's command? Or of his own volition? Who, if anyone, will be slaughtered?
A stunning tale, exactly what we readers have come to expect from a Master of Mystery like Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. If you have not read The Brazilian Cat, find it along with eleven other cat tales in the aptly named Cat Tales: Twelve Fabulous Feline Fables edited by Madeleine Mayfair.
Whether cuddly or conniving, playful or ferocious, cats have thoroughly captured the imagination of humans across the centuries...
Find Cat Tales in print or as an ebook from Amazon!
Labels:
anthology,
butterball,
cats,
historical,
literary,
mystery
Sunday, 11 December 2016
FRESH AND FREE: Daughters of Disguise
Title: Daughters of Disguise (Book 4 in the Lady C. Investigates Series)
Author: Issy Brooke
Genre: Historical
Status: TBR
Presence of Cats: Unknown
The Honorable Butterball Catsworth III Says:
Issy Brooke has returned to us with Daughters of Disguise, the fourth book in the Lady C. Investigates series.
Daughters of Disguise is available for FREE this weekend! The final day to download this mystery free of charge will be Sunday December 11th, 2016. I hope you will enjoy this very Victorian tale.
When love and murder are different sides of the same coin...
Author: Issy Brooke
Genre: Historical
Status: TBR
Presence of Cats: Unknown
The Honorable Butterball Catsworth III Says:
Issy Brooke has returned to us with Daughters of Disguise, the fourth book in the Lady C. Investigates series.

When love and murder are different sides of the same coin...
Friday, 7 October 2016
FREE BOOK ALERT: In The House Of Secrets And Lies by Issy Brooke
Title: In The House Of Secrets And Lies
Author: Issy Brooke
Genre: Historical
Status: TBR
Presence of Cats: Unknown
The Honorable Butterball Catsworth III Says:
Author Issy Brooke is a friend to cats everywhere. It is for this reason I wish to inform you very good people that her book In The House Of Secrets And Lies, third installment of the Lady C. Investigates series, is available for FREE this weekend.
The final day to download this mystery free of charge will be Sunday October 9th, 2016. I hope you will enjoy this very Victorian tale.
Discovering the killer is the easy part … but can Cordelia bring them to justice?
Author: Issy Brooke
Genre: Historical
Status: TBR
Presence of Cats: Unknown

Author Issy Brooke is a friend to cats everywhere. It is for this reason I wish to inform you very good people that her book In The House Of Secrets And Lies, third installment of the Lady C. Investigates series, is available for FREE this weekend.
The final day to download this mystery free of charge will be Sunday October 9th, 2016. I hope you will enjoy this very Victorian tale.
Discovering the killer is the easy part … but can Cordelia bring them to justice?
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