Posted by Butterball, Esquire of the Drawing Room, Keeper of the Hearth, Master of Suspense
Ah, Thirteen Steps Down. A title that positively purrs with menace, don’t you think? When I spotted this Ruth Rendell novel perched precariously on the shelf—like a vicar’s secret—I knew it was meant for me. And I must say, dear readers, it did not disappoint. This book slinks across the mind like a cat in moonlight: quietly, stylishly, and with claws at the ready.
We find ourselves in Notting Hill (not the one with Hugh Grant, thank heaven), where a peculiar young man named Mix Cellini rents a room in a crumbling Victorian house and quickly becomes obsessed—with both a faded model and a long-dead serial killer. Oh yes. And with Rendell at the helm, obsession is never just obsession, is it? It’s an infestation, a rot beneath the floorboards. Delicious.
Rendell is a master of the slow simmer. If you're looking for a chase scene or a shootout, you may as well go chase your own tail. But if you, like me, prefer your suspense with a side of existential dread and a sherry glass full of decay, then pull up a tufted armchair and get comfortable.
What I adore about this novel is the way Rendell writes madness. Not with melodrama, but with method. Mix is not a cartoonish villain; he is pitiful, lonely, deluded... in other words, deeply human. Uncomfortably so. I found myself hissing at him one moment and pitying him the next. Quite exhausting. I had to lie on the radiator for an hour afterward just to reset.
The house itself is nearly a character. It creaks, it sighs, it harbors secrets in every stair. Rendell knows exactly how to let place and psychology mirror one another until you're not sure where the walls end and the madness begins. Which is, in my semi-professional opinion, the goal of every proper psychological thriller.
A word to the wise: this is not a book to rush. It’s a slow descent—thirteen steps down, if you will—into obsession, control, and the rot that festers when we let fantasy take root in our reality. Read it when the rain taps at the windows, when the air smells of dust and secrets. Read it alone, and maybe not just before bed, unless you like your dreams with a twist of menace.
Final Judgment:
A sinister little masterpiece. Dark, deliberate, and magnificently British.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I believe I hear the kettle boiling and a faint knocking on the cellar door. Probably nothing...
Buy Thirteen Steps Down from Amazon
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Sunday, 29 June 2025
Saturday, 3 February 2024
Butterball's Literary Whisker-Twitch: "The Moving Toyshop" by Edmund Crispin
Greetings, literati and feline enthusiasts! It is I, Butterball, your refined raconteur, here to regale you with my take on the rather curious literary affair that is "The Moving Toyshop" by the distinguished Edmund Crispin.
Set against the spires of Oxford, this enigmatic tale unfolds in the hallowed halls where intellects clash and crime takes a scholarly turn.
Set against the spires of Oxford, this enigmatic tale unfolds in the hallowed halls where intellects clash and crime takes a scholarly turn.
At the helm is Gervais Fen, a detective with a penchant for recruiting students in his sleuthing escapades. One could say he's an academic Hercule Poirot, but with a flair for involving the bright young minds of Oxford in his investigations.
The Oxford backdrop is not just a setting; it is a character in itself. Crispin masterfully weaves the city's atmosphere into the narrative, a treat for those who relish the academic ambiance. The dimly lit corners of Oxford become an integral part of the mystery, immersing the reader in a world where intellectual pursuit meets the sly art of detection.
Our protagonist, a poet with an inquisitive bent, stumbles upon acorpse in a toy shop—a setting so whimsically macabre that it's practically catnip for mystery aficionados. The intrigue deepens when our poetic friend finds neither corpse nor toy shop upon his return with the constabulary. A mystery within a mystery – a plot twist that even a cat with nine lives wouldn't see coming!
For fans of Morse, Lewis, and Endeavour, "The Moving Toyshop" is a literary treat akin to a saucer of the finest cream. The Oxford setting, the academic charm, and the peculiarly English eccentricity of the characters would make even the most distinguished detective purr with satisfaction.
In conclusion, dear readers, "The Moving Toyshop" is a literary conundrum that will tickle your intellect and bewitch your senses. It's a cat-and-mouse game of the highest order, set against the backdrop of one of England's most venerable institutions. Crispin's clever narrative and Fen's scholarly prowess make this a mystery worth sinking your claws into.
The Oxford backdrop is not just a setting; it is a character in itself. Crispin masterfully weaves the city's atmosphere into the narrative, a treat for those who relish the academic ambiance. The dimly lit corners of Oxford become an integral part of the mystery, immersing the reader in a world where intellectual pursuit meets the sly art of detection.
Our protagonist, a poet with an inquisitive bent, stumbles upon acorpse in a toy shop—a setting so whimsically macabre that it's practically catnip for mystery aficionados. The intrigue deepens when our poetic friend finds neither corpse nor toy shop upon his return with the constabulary. A mystery within a mystery – a plot twist that even a cat with nine lives wouldn't see coming!
For fans of Morse, Lewis, and Endeavour, "The Moving Toyshop" is a literary treat akin to a saucer of the finest cream. The Oxford setting, the academic charm, and the peculiarly English eccentricity of the characters would make even the most distinguished detective purr with satisfaction.
In conclusion, dear readers, "The Moving Toyshop" is a literary conundrum that will tickle your intellect and bewitch your senses. It's a cat-and-mouse game of the highest order, set against the backdrop of one of England's most venerable institutions. Crispin's clever narrative and Fen's scholarly prowess make this a mystery worth sinking your claws into.
Thursday, 4 April 2019
Butterball Reviews #British #Thriller Make Death Love Me by Ruth Rendell
Title: Make Death Love Me
Author: Ruth Rendell
Genre: British / Thriller
Status: Read
Presence of Cats: None
Butterball Says:
On how many occasions have I lamented living so much of my life without ever having read a Ruth Rendell mystery? I suppose one might say I'm making up for lost time by reading every one that crosses the Mystery Cats' desk.
Today I inform you of my latest read, a book perhaps more in the style of a thriller than a classic murder mystery. I say "thriller" only because we, the reader, watch the crime play out in its entirety. We are aware of the culprit, we are aware of the crime... or, at least, we think we are... until the grand finale, when everything changes.
Make Death Love Me boasts a copyright date of 1979--a mere 40 years ago, and yet we are immediately aware of all the changes that have taken place between that time and this.
Alan Groombridge works in a small bank in a small town. Every day, he removes 3,000 pounds from the safe and fantasizes about stealing it. He could easily live on that money for a year, he figures--a clue that we are gazing into the past, for what feline could live on 3,000 pounds these days?
When the bank is robbed, Groombridge sees this as his opportunity to escape with his coveted 3,000 pounds. Meanwhile, the bank robbers flee with cash and Alan's young coworker, Joyce.
We spend the majority of the book watching the situation go from bad to worse for our bank robbers and their hostage. At the same time, Alan Groombridge reinvents himself in London, commits a slight bit of identity theft, and lives out his fantasy.
Hark! Has nobody died? Isn't this book entitled Make Death Love Me? Indeed it is. Why so, if it is not a murder mystery? Where is this death we've been promised?
Ahh, now, that would be telling! I shan't give away the ending by revealing who dies, or how. You will simply have to read Make Death Love Me for yourself to enjoy the intriguing narrative leading to death.
Author: Ruth Rendell
Genre: British / Thriller
Status: Read
Presence of Cats: None
Butterball Says:
On how many occasions have I lamented living so much of my life without ever having read a Ruth Rendell mystery? I suppose one might say I'm making up for lost time by reading every one that crosses the Mystery Cats' desk.
Today I inform you of my latest read, a book perhaps more in the style of a thriller than a classic murder mystery. I say "thriller" only because we, the reader, watch the crime play out in its entirety. We are aware of the culprit, we are aware of the crime... or, at least, we think we are... until the grand finale, when everything changes.

Alan Groombridge works in a small bank in a small town. Every day, he removes 3,000 pounds from the safe and fantasizes about stealing it. He could easily live on that money for a year, he figures--a clue that we are gazing into the past, for what feline could live on 3,000 pounds these days?
When the bank is robbed, Groombridge sees this as his opportunity to escape with his coveted 3,000 pounds. Meanwhile, the bank robbers flee with cash and Alan's young coworker, Joyce.
We spend the majority of the book watching the situation go from bad to worse for our bank robbers and their hostage. At the same time, Alan Groombridge reinvents himself in London, commits a slight bit of identity theft, and lives out his fantasy.
Hark! Has nobody died? Isn't this book entitled Make Death Love Me? Indeed it is. Why so, if it is not a murder mystery? Where is this death we've been promised?
Ahh, now, that would be telling! I shan't give away the ending by revealing who dies, or how. You will simply have to read Make Death Love Me for yourself to enjoy the intriguing narrative leading to death.
Wednesday, 16 May 2018
Butterball Reviews #British #Mystery A Guilty Thing Surprised by Ruth Rendell
Author: Ruth Rendell
Genre: British Detectives
Status: Read
Presence of Cats: A brief appearance by a ginger named Ginger (very creative...)
Butterball Says:
As I recall, it was a mere one year ago when I lamented the fact that I had gone so very long in life without ever having read the words of one of Britain's finest mistresses of mystery. Ruth Rendell represents quality writing and intriguing plots, the likes of which this cat has not seen since Agatha Christie.
A Guilty Thing Surprised is not the first Inspector Wexford Mystery, and though I have not read any other books in this series, I did not feel this fact hampered my enjoyment in the least.
Because the setting is a manor house in England's green and pleasant land, one is immediately transported to the time of Agatha Christie's writings. Thus, it feels oddly anachronistic when the servants are reportedly listening to The Beatles and stacking the dishwasher.

When the lady of the house is murdered in the woods, suspicion falls upon the usual suspects: the husband, the family, the servants. Motives abound. Whether she was murdered for love or money, there is no short supply of characters who might have wielded the weapon.
There are hints of piquancy and salacious goings-on behind the scenes, but I must say the resolution is salacious in the extreme! From the very first pages, I thought things were perhaps heading in a direction KitKat would most enjoy. Was I correct in this assumption? Ah, that would be telling!
For now, I'll only say that I thoroughly enjoyed my experience in the world of Inspector Wexford, and I hope to visit again very soon. Highly recommended for lovers of Agatha Christie's masterful works!
Sunday, 15 January 2017
Butterball Reads #Mystery #Novel Adam and Eve and Pinch Me by Ruth Rendell
Title: Adam and Eve and Pinch Me
Author: Ruth Rendell
Genre: British Detectives
Status: Read
Presence of Cats: Yes, there is a cat next door.
Butterball Says:
Woe is me! For now that I have read my first Ruth Rendell novel, I face the fact that a healthy portion of my feline life has passed me by. Oh, but those years would have been vastly improved in quality by the presence of Ruth Rendell's fine words.
That is to say, if all her books are as truly marvelous as Adam and Eve and Pinch Me.
Adam and Eve and Pinch Me follows a number of compelling characters, including Minty--a dear girl facing some rather distinctive mental health concerns. She is seduced by a charmer the reader at once observes to be utterly snakelike. Unfortunately our dear Minty does not have sufficient life experience nor does she possess the powers of perception to view this fact for herself. She finds herself completely taken in by him.
When the multiply-married charmer turns up dead, we are hardly surprised.
What is rather more surprising is that the murder in Adam and Eve and Pinch Me does not take place until nearly the middle of the book. This give the reader a chance to gain sufficient insight into the lives and personalities of a considerable cast of characters. There are certainly enough suspects, and yet the reader need not guess who committed this crime. We watch the murder take place before our very eyes. The question remains: will the police catch on? And how, precisely, will they track down the killer?
An author never dies, but always lives on in the works they create. I highly recommend Adam and Eve and Pinch Me, and I foresee many more Ruth Rendells in my future!
Find Adam and Eve and Pinch Me on Amazon!
Author: Ruth Rendell
Genre: British Detectives
Status: Read
Presence of Cats: Yes, there is a cat next door.
Butterball Says:
Woe is me! For now that I have read my first Ruth Rendell novel, I face the fact that a healthy portion of my feline life has passed me by. Oh, but those years would have been vastly improved in quality by the presence of Ruth Rendell's fine words.
That is to say, if all her books are as truly marvelous as Adam and Eve and Pinch Me.
Adam and Eve and Pinch Me follows a number of compelling characters, including Minty--a dear girl facing some rather distinctive mental health concerns. She is seduced by a charmer the reader at once observes to be utterly snakelike. Unfortunately our dear Minty does not have sufficient life experience nor does she possess the powers of perception to view this fact for herself. She finds herself completely taken in by him.

What is rather more surprising is that the murder in Adam and Eve and Pinch Me does not take place until nearly the middle of the book. This give the reader a chance to gain sufficient insight into the lives and personalities of a considerable cast of characters. There are certainly enough suspects, and yet the reader need not guess who committed this crime. We watch the murder take place before our very eyes. The question remains: will the police catch on? And how, precisely, will they track down the killer?
An author never dies, but always lives on in the works they create. I highly recommend Adam and Eve and Pinch Me, and I foresee many more Ruth Rendells in my future!
Find Adam and Eve and Pinch Me on Amazon!
Saturday, 17 December 2016
Butterball Reviews Cat Tales: Twelve Fabulous Feline Fables
Title: Cat Tales: Twelve Fabulous Feline Fables
Editor: Madeleine Mayfair
Genre:Literary
Status: Read
Presence of Cats: Very much so. A cat for every month of the year.
Butterball Says:
If the cover image from the paperback edition of Cat Tales: Twelve Fabulous Feline Fables seems familiar to you, perhaps that is because you've so often seen it in the Cats Read Mysteries blog header. Madeleine Mayfair, curator of Crazy Cat Stuff and editor of Cat Tales, was kind enough to create our header, so it would be remiss of me not to mention the wonderful anthology of cat stories she has assembled.
In Cat Tales, you will find short stories from a number of literary greats including Edgar Allan Poe, Mary E. Wilkins Freeman, Mark Twain and Madame la Comtesse d'Aulnoy.
Of particular interest to mystery readers is the inclusion of The Brazilian Cat by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. This tale features a large cat rather than a domestic house cat such as myself. The dynamic between the humans of this story and the title character piques one's interest from the outset. And yet, throughout the tale, a mystery slowly simmers in the reader's mind. The wife of the Brazilian Cat's keeper treats the narrator with not-so-subtle ire. Why? They've only just met.
Throughout the commencement of this tale, we eagerly anticipate what action is to come. When a man keeps a jungle cat penned up in his manor house, that cat will surely wreak havoc upon the cast of characters. But how will this come to pass? Will the Brazilian Cat attack at his master's command? Or of his own volition? Who, if anyone, will be slaughtered?
A stunning tale, exactly what we readers have come to expect from a Master of Mystery like Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. If you have not read The Brazilian Cat, find it along with eleven other cat tales in the aptly named Cat Tales: Twelve Fabulous Feline Fables edited by Madeleine Mayfair.
Whether cuddly or conniving, playful or ferocious, cats have thoroughly captured the imagination of humans across the centuries...
Find Cat Tales in print or as an ebook from Amazon!
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